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Same Old, New Year Resolutions:

December 30, 2024 9:00 am in by

Here are some of the most common NYE resolutions people make.

Ah, New Year’s resolutions – the promises we make to ourselves that last approximately as long as the leftover holiday cookies. From health and fitness goals to mental health makeovers, these resolutions start strong… until life (and Netflix) get in the way, right around the 3rd or 4th of January.

Health & Fitness: The Gym Waits, But So Does Your Couch

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First up: the classic “I’m going to exercise more.” It’s all fun and games until you realize your gym membership is a much better place for selfies than squats. But hey, the thought counts, right?

Mental Health: Meditate… After 20 More Minutes of Scrolling

Next, the “I’ll meditate and reduce stress” resolution usually involves five minutes of deep breathing… followed by an hour of obsessively checking your social media for notifications. Oh, and that is how you practice mindfulness, right?

Finances: Saving Money, Spending It, Repeat

Then, there’s the financial overhaul – this year, you’ll save money and manage debt like a pro. By January 5th, you’ve already spent your emergency fund on takeout and impulse online shopping with those EOFY sales. The budgeting app? Still unopened.

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Travel: Virtual Vacations, Real-World Excuses

Let’s not forget the ever-popular travel goal. You vow to see the world, but a weekend binge-watch of travel vlogs is as close as you get to culture. Maybe next year… or the year after that.

Learning: New Skills… Later

As for learning a new skill, sure, you’ll take up knitting… but after one row, you’re back to rewatching your favorite show. New Year’s resolutions might be about growth, but growth is a lot easier when it’s on your favorite plant in the corner.

The Takeaway: Progress, Not Perfection

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New Year’s resolutions aren’t about perfection—they’re about progress. Even if your goal doesn’t make it past January 10th, you’re still one step closer than you were before. So, keep trying, keep adjusting, and remember: It’s the small wins that add up over time. Here’s to a year full of trying new things, learning, and maybe even reaching a few of those resolutions—just not all at once. Happy New Year!

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